the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me
"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her
May everyone who sees this find the person that looks at them like Portia looks at Ellen.
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i will not rest until this gets a million notes
The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis
#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
None of you should ever be having sex
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all
PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
SO HELP ME
i would hire him for this flyer alone